Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

penissy

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

penissss

male projectile unit

dick also called penissss is a tool

by ryan mandick April 12, 2009

Penisseur

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

penissaurasrex

One who cannot get their mind off of penisis. Often when they come out of direct contact with penises they cry.

Jim: I cant quit crying
Bill: Why did your mom die?
Jim: No i am a penissaurasrex and i cant find any cock

by Ah F June 12, 2007