Space Pedestrian 

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.

We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.

Space Pedestrian by dillbagger August 7, 2010

pedestrian 

Common place, everyone doing it, conformity.

"Those Cloggs are so pedestrian."

pedestrian by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

Podestrian 

A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears.

Derived from a combination of iPod and Pedestrian.

I saw 3 podestrians wait for a bus.

Podestrian by aelso January 19, 2005

pedestrian points 

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

pedestrian points by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

florida pedestrian 

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

florida pedestrian by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Pedestrian 

Average! Boring! Normal!!

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!

Pedestrian by TheCatsPyjamanamas July 14, 2011

Pedestrianing 

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.

Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.

Pedestrianing by jkfootball2 February 20, 2011