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barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016
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Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.
Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.
by sera31204 July 9, 2010
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Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
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pedopimp

A man having an affair with a minor who then brings her to dinner with his wife and child
Why did she divorce him?I thought they were a lovely family.
You didn't hear?He was cheating with their son's classmate and having her over for family dinners.
Damn that's what you call a pedopimp.
by Missa Anne December 30, 2017
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podophiliatrix

A very alluring, seductive, and dominant woman who uses Her feet to dominate and control men who have a foot fetish.

It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.
I visit Goddess Nikki every week to worship Her perfect, ballerina feet! She is the original Podophiliatrix and I am unable to resist Her superior feet!
by Goddess Nikki Cintron December 6, 2017
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Pedophallus

Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.
Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010
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