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Patronite

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.
I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.
by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017
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Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.
James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."
by Zany_J December 2, 2019
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patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.
I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc
by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007
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Patronnessy

When Patron is mixed with Hennessy.
Hey can I get a shot of Patronnessy?
This Patronnessy is another level.
by Evoxlin June 18, 2018
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patroned

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"
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Patroner

When you have a boner after drinking Patron
I have a really big Patroner right now
by Barak greg cohen January 13, 2011
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Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.
Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.
by Witness #3 February 3, 2013
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