Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

patheticality

A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.

Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"

by kangah May 14, 2009

Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.

Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic

by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009

patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

by Patrick Dave January 30, 2009

pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert is the most pathetic man I ever saw in my life...!

by Pakistani Sher January 26, 2007

pathetic

everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.

every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.

by emilyisreallycool April 07, 2008

Pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert: I can kick the ass of anybody for good.
Umer : You know what? You are pathetic!

by Umer August 09, 2006