Noah Pantoja

He is a good friend sometimes but is super weird and touchy. He has problems sometimes but that still makes him a human. I can Literally expose him if he tries to expose me. He knows my secrets and always has my back.

People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass

by halo lowis May 23, 2022

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pardonfuck

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun

"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"

by LRRFan January 17, 2014

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Hardcore Parkour

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.

The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)

by adchan July 5, 2011

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Parkour Vision

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.

As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

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pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

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