Hardcore Parkour

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.

The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)

by adchan July 5, 2011

Parkour Vision

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.

As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

Parksism

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government

Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.

by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

parkseidon

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..

-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late

by hakan ustis September 7, 2007

parkissist

A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.

Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.

by MS Libertarian June 30, 2014

carinthia parks

The best thing that happend to mount snow ever.

have you heard that they opened up carinthia parks last week.

by smiley420 November 23, 2010

app parkour

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick

by Sickomonster December 23, 2020