parkissist 

A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.

Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.

parkissist by MS Libertarian June 30, 2014

partcissist 

A narcissist is someone who is in love with themselves, so a partcissist is someone who is in love with a part of their own body. The most common forms are men who are infatuated with their own genitals and women (often singers/actors) who love their boobs or butt so much they constantly show it off in photos or even go so far as to sing songs about their own body parts and how great they are.

Nicki Minaj's song "Anaconda" is 4 minutes of her bragging about how awesome her butt is. What a partcissist!

partcissist by DarkBass November 7, 2014

parkinsised

Parkinisised means to have severe tremors

Bren:*is holding a flashlight while his hands shake*
Jude:who ever is holding this flashlight is severely parkinsised

parkinsised by anonymous April 11, 2024