Parko 

Some kid with a massive foreskin

Timothy 'Parko' Parkinson

Parko by CATTCATT June 29, 2009

Parko 

A Parko is the goodest boy with curly hair and is a very listener. If you name your dog Parko, he will become very good at doing tricks, and will always make your day better.

Person 1: "I just bought a new dog, but I don't know what I should name him!"
Person 2: "Well, if he's a very good boy, Parko should suit better than anything."

Parko by Wombat_Kim April 29, 2020

parko 

an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.

I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko

parko by kaz & joxter October 11, 2009

Parko 

Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter

One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch

Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"

Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"

"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?

Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...

Parko by Saigon Tiger June 24, 2009

Parko 

A super morbidly obese woman that wets herself due to the pressure on her spine. She is good at playing the sympathy/disability card to hook her claws in and take all your money, all your friends and destroy your life without you even realising. Don’t fall for this two faced fatty’s lies!

Ew she’s a Parko for sure! 250kg and whinging about not losing any weight while eating McDonald’s.

Parko by HellsBellsHatesYou February 15, 2019

Avon Park FL 

The Mayor and City Council is a force to be reckoned with. Known for their small town bigotry ideologies, proven racist policies, back door dealings and anti diversity stances. Most serve in government for the sole purpose of building their immediate family's wealth to include business partners such as the new owner of the Brickell Building Daniel Sauls, grandson of famed Racist Mayor Wiley Sauls Jr. Avon Park is one of the last strong holds of white privilege and segregation left in Florida.

I would like to construct a homeless shelter for mother's and children in Avon Park FL. No problem, just make sure you meet the following; Caucasian, a Christian, and a worshiper and supporter of Jim Crow era laws.

Avon Park FL by Loco en the park January 29, 2023

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017