A Parko is the goodest boy with curly hair and is a very listener. If you name your dog Parko, he will become very good at doing tricks, and will always make your day better.
Person 1: "I just bought a new dog, but I don't know what I should name him!"
Person 2: "Well, if he's a very good boy, Parko should suit better than anything."
Person 2: "Well, if he's a very good boy, Parko should suit better than anything."
by Wombat_Kim April 29, 2020
by kaz & joxter October 11, 2009
Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter
One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch
Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"
Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"
"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"
"Dude, what the fuck?"
One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch
Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"
Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"
"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"
"Dude, what the fuck?"
Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?
Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...
Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...
by Saigon Tiger June 25, 2009
Damn shawty is a Parkos.
by Parkosnator September 23, 2019
A super morbidly obese woman that wets herself due to the pressure on her spine. She is good at playing the sympathy/disability card to hook her claws in and take all your money, all your friends and destroy your life without you even realising. Don’t fall for this two faced fatty’s lies!
by HellsBellsHatesYou February 15, 2019