parallelogram

the physical posture of someone that's crippled, usually marked by their leaning slouch to one side, as noted by a vertical parallelogram.

John: "Holy shit a parallelogram messaged me on myspace."
Joe: "You gonna hit it?"
John: "Probably."

by crippy August 19, 2009

parallelogramming

- When two things are parallel but not perpendicular with another thing.
- How to describe any engineering phenomenon.

Uh oh, Libby said "parallelogramming" again, take a shot!

by bestengineerever December 17, 2017

Love Parallelogram

3 men fighting for one women, like a love rhombus, but two of the three men end up being gay for each other, ultimately leaving the last man to the woman, or vice versa, the women choosing a man and the other two end up gay for each other.

Their relationship story is so ridiculous, you might as well say it’s a love Parallelogram!

by LittleHoo September 16, 2023

Love parallelogram

A romantic relationship involving three people, in which two people are in a relationship with each other, and the third person is in love with both of them.

A: I found myself in a love parallelogram when I realized I love both Alice and Bob, like bro they are in love with each other...
B: God that's why I'm a relationship anarchist, this shit is too much for my brain.

by dirt 💖 December 28, 2022