Montgomery Paragraph

A paragraph thats about 4 lines double spaced. Montgomery paragraphs are usually written right before the paragraph is due.

Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.

by AllegroTechie November 8, 2010

put your mom in a paragraph

A non-literal phrase one uses to intimidate or coerce a victim into believing that the victim's mom was or will be used in a such a way that only shmad words in paragraph format can describe how it went.

"Ayoo nigga you be talkin' so much shit, I swear I'm about to put your mom in a paragraph."

by Flocker708 January 23, 2012

Paragraph Drink

A drink you order at starbucks that takes you more than thirty seconds to order

I was at a coffee shop and the person ordered a paragraph drink

by Nrgfusion2 February 19, 2010

Paragraphing

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018

a big ass paragraph

I don't like it, I never liked it, and if this is all you're gonna text me over summer after radio silence from you then first and you, Rosie, e.t.c had be to be so absorbed in my romantic life, my personal life, my WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, you had to find pictures of me from YEARS AGO, FUCKING YEARS, to bring back and show me and everybody else because i was so fucking ugly and so fucking fat you guys couldnt just keep the shit ñto yourselves, everybody had to see, everyone had to know what i looked like in 5th to 6th grade having as much fun as possible, I wanted to make memories so I took pictures of myself making those memories, but for the same reason of you ass hats i stopped taking those pictures, my camera roll is purely screenshots, i dont take pictures of myself anymore because of people like yall, alright now I know I went on a tangent but this has been sitting in me for a while and now you out of the blue send me that shit, kinda makes me mad yknow? But really, don't text me, ask me to hop on house party, call me on here, e.t.c, ANY way of contacting me, if this is all you are gonna send

Kevin sends you a big ass paragraph like this when he fucking hates you

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

bomb paragraph

a paragraph that makes someones day and helps boost self esteem. that person spent time and effort writing this paragraph and put love into it

"Wow! That was sure a bomb paragraph you wrote last night."

by lacrosse101 April 19, 2015