pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

Pantsplode

A form of Precum that occurs unexpectedly within a male's pant in the course of Making out with another female/Male

Listen Gen, I don't think I've failed No nut November just because I've pantsploded after making out with you, it's out of my control .
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by Sir Sire November 7, 2020

Pantshead

A word used for decribing a person who is by all accounts a foolish fool.

Woah look at him. He is such a pantshead

by Tinu June 13, 2003

pantload

Political commentator Jonah Goldberg.

Did you see Pantload on Comedy Central? What a fuckwad.

by Paytheline March 5, 2008

pantload

Noun: A lie, an exaggeration, or "bullshit."

Iraq tried to obtain enriched uranium from Niger? What a pantload.

by notarealdoctor January 18, 2004

pantload

The greatest word in the English language ever conceived. To be used at least ten times a day.

Man! Jimmy sure left a rank pantload in his trousers.

by Auddwaggin September 8, 2004

pantsnoodle

a man's penis

look how big his pantsnoodle is!

i want his pantsnoodle in my mit!

by Amanda Pants March 15, 2009