Patino

A slang word used to represent boner. The verb to patino is to get a MASSIVE boner, which is very noticable.

omg, his patino is huge!!!

by bird dropping August 2, 2009

pantsnorkler

A person who sucks alot without coming up for air. Ability to breath through a penis

He is on top notch pantsnorkler he never comes up for air

by doggfish62 September 19, 2012

pantidote

The solution to one's feeling glum about an ex lover, by hooking up with someone else to take his(/her) mind off of it.

An "antidote" in the form of another's "panties."

Damn Clever.

Man 1: I'm so upset over Angela, I don't know what I'll do!
Man 2: Well that sucks, but Jen is looking pretty cute tonight. She may be the pantidote you're looking for!

by Delivery Guy 1 February 25, 2011

Pantini

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.

I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009

pantioca

N. the substance that appears in a females undergarments when confronted with a sexy man. Similar to 'panty pudding'. This is usually not controllable.

When I saw R. Patz at the laundromat I immediately got pantioca.

by lamer129 January 26, 2010

Pantiologist

the Study of panties

Mr Smith is a Pantiologist

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016