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When someone shows you a video on YouTube that you've already seen.
"Hey man, I wanna show you "Cat walks in circles!"

*3 1/2 minutes later*

"Already saw it, severe Deja-vuTube..."
by Delivery Guy 1 July 5, 2012
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The tiny white bulb at the end of a woman's clitoris (clit) that, when "activated," is responsible for an immense amount of orgasmic stimulation for the female.
That chick didn't cum easily at first, but she was like a fucking fountain once I licked her pugnot.
by Delivery Guy 1 August 6, 2007
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The solution to one's feeling glum about an ex lover, by hooking up with someone else to take his(/her) mind off of it.

An "antidote" in the form of another's "panties."

Damn Clever.
Man 1: I'm so upset over Angela, I don't know what I'll do!
Man 2: Well that sucks, but Jen is looking pretty cute tonight. She may be the pantidote you're looking for!
by Delivery Guy 1 February 7, 2011
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A game played among pizza delivery drivers to determine who gets to go home.

Identical pieces of paper are prepared, one with an image of a house, and the others with an image of a pizza. The papers are crumpled.

The delivery drivers each take a crumpled paper. If he gets the house, he gets to leave, much in the style of a roulette game.

If he gets a pizza, he must deliver until the restaurant closes for the night. :-(
Counter worker: "Hey guys, the boss said he can let someone go home early."
Driver: "OMG LETS PLAY PIZZA PIZZA HOUSE."
by Delivery Guy 1 January 4, 2011
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The event of getting stoned and watching Futurama.
Futujuana at my house later. Yeahhhhhh.
by Delivery Guy 1 August 12, 2011
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A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 November 10, 2007
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A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 November 10, 2007
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