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Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.
Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009
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Mandicapped

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.
Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.
by PatSniffer December 5, 2018
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Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly
1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly
by Zain Ali May 21, 2008
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Randicapped

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1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.

2. Horny as fuck.
It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.
by Tromboned October 29, 2009
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handicapped squirrel

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017
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handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.
Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.
by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009
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Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.
by shrektrician May 21, 2011
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