parkster

A ship between the two YouTubers in the Life Of Luxury channel, a ship between Parker and Chester who some speculate are dating or in a relationship

I ship parkster, do you?

by Kreeperkorn June 29, 2022

pasterd

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!

That boy over there is such a pasterd!

by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Copy and Paster

A Roblox girl that has toxic behaviour. Usually has the man pack combined with the woman pack and /e dances on the slenders

Copy and Paster: hey 6addy

by yayaufh November 1, 2020

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Pankster

Commonly mixed up with a wankster (wannbe/white gangster), a pankster is the peaceful version of a gangster. Panksters set out to try and demolish the common sterotypes of gangsters. While dress, speech, and personas vary in panksters, they generally dress with pants low on hips, wife beater tank tops, and over sized shirts. The things that set them apart are the fact that they will adorn symbols of peace on the person(s), and attempt to use peace to diffuse stressful situations.

Jill: Hey, did you see the fight at lunch today?
Beth: No, what happened?
Jill: Marcus almost punched Jake's lights out.
Beth: Why didn't he?
Jill: Steve, the local Pankster stepped in and straightened things out.

by Kkia22 July 1, 2009

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009