legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

to have the painters in

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

by granny-o July 3, 2003

Painterly

Painterly is a word that describes an artsy item but in a more obnoxion way! Moriah Elizabeth is the one who has created this word go sub to her channel

Wow, that is quite pAiNtErLy

by Ellie the freaking potato pie August 12, 2020

painter of the night

A yaoi mahnwa about Na-kyum,who was forced to live and paint erotic/smexy paintings for Lord Seungho.

Painter of the night seson 2 is currently ongoing!

by Jimeikuto August 9, 2020

Palinite

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

Painters Radio

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep

Im gonna leaver her face like a painters radio!

by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

got the painters in

a polite way of saying you have your period.

by fert April 24, 2003