Pooker

A pedophile who smokes weed and is often high
Officer! The pooker is right there!
by Jbaybay December 26, 2021
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Somebody who smokes weed, but smokes it wrong, & then to fit into his/her legit-high friends, acts that there high, if there a first time pooker, and don't know what high feels like, they can be a total give away that they are not high.
:Duuude! I see unicorns!,

:Uhhmmm, you can't hallucinate from this drug pooker!
by Dgshh June 24, 2011
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Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.
The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.
by Alex Sains February 18, 2004
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A person who is randomly in the back of your photo. (not meant to be there.) The person could be just there or making a face. - Creeper.
Person#1: That was a awesome photo!
Person#2: Yea, but look at that pooker behinde you. Creepy.

ruined photo
by Pooker-In-Your-Photo January 15, 2011
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A pooker is a another term for a crackhead or a methead who usually has scabs and cheap clothes if any at all
James"hey Dave see that fucking pooker over there shooting up."

Dave"fuckin pookers all over the streets crackin out its narsty. Let's jump him."

James"Dave you actual moron that pooker will stab us with his hiv positive needles you autistic downy!"
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Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.
man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut
by pooker August 21, 2006
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Rabbit ghost, or apparition. From Brittan/Welsh folklore. Sometimes seen as tall as a man. Could torment people, like tricksters, (mucking around in your fields and crops), but were also known to help and warn people. Has made its reapearance in pop culture in films, animation, cartoons & evil bunny iconix.
The rabbit-man apparition seen in the film Donnie Darko(2001) is an example of a modern pooker tale.
by Sophia C November 01, 2006
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