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the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer
palmer by wespalms February 23, 2009
palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey
that guy is a palmer
palmer by jogohab October 1, 2006
David Palmer, J.D. is a fictional President of the United States played by Dennis Haysbert as part of the television series, 24.



Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped Obama get elected.
"By the end of the day attempt will be made on senator Palmers life" -Richard Walsh
Palmer by HedgeH January 26, 2009
Little crappy town with waay too many cops. Everyone and their mom has slept with everyone and their dad. Known as the sister town to Wasilla but those meth-heads don't have shit on us. Home to the Palmer High Moose, Colony Highschool and Valley Pathways, all schools are known for their high drug use normally related to weed. But what can I say there's nothing else interesting to do here besides eat at Taco Bell, smoke some dooby and party anywhere and everywhere you fucking can.
Ha oh shit I realized I've slept with everyone hot in Palmer already...
Palmer by polka.dot April 17, 2011
To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.
Don't worry Mike, I'm not going to "Palmer" your wedding.
palmer by Meatblast August 15, 2016
A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!
Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!
Palmer by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009