Ostehøvel

The greatest invention known to man.
Invented by the Norwegians and present in every Norwegian home in at least one style.

To you and me, this great invention would be known as a 'cheese slicer'; enabling the user to precision cut the perfect slice of cheese.

Englishman: "Say here, when i cut my cheese with the cheese knife it's always in uneven slices and chunks the size of apples; what am i to do?"

Big Strong Norwegian: "Here, borrow my ostehøvel..."

Englishman: "Wowza! These slices of cheese are so thin and even. I salute you!"

by miss.louise September 26, 2008

osteoporosis

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

ostentatious ostriches

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

Joel Osteen

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

osmethne

An alternate spelling of "something", often hastily typed, in a fit of rage, or illiteracy.

i have the damn ass patron he sucks his name is Zell Dencht im one of his vassels io wotn sya name so he sucks and lies and his a asshole he says osmethne and then doesnt do it and got lame ass vassels im the only one who isnt lame in that his allegince of his it sucsk and he sucks again his name is zell dencht no one swear to him.

by RootyB March 15, 2003

osteobation

The act of performing osteopathic manipulation on oneself in a repetative manner.

Also, verb, osteobate - to perform osteobation.

Did you hear all those cracks ? That must have been a good osteobation session.

by osteohater March 27, 2009

ostitute

someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for sex.

That guy who got shot in the stomach wound up with a colostomy and will go to jail to become an ostitute.

by dr.mayhem August 27, 2006