The Orphan

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.

by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009

Orphan

That one piece of shit that wont stop asking you for a dollar

Fuck that orphan man

by DickAndHand July 29, 2019

orphan

1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.

1. Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan.
2. Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.

by AJ April 07, 2005

Orphanation

Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"

by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021

orphaned

The loss of two parents or all parents, especially is literature. See bastardise.

Words like snowballing, which is an urban sexual term, are considered orphaned because the combined meaning has nothing to do with snow or balls. Well, maybe balls. The term orphaned would not apply to words that are made up entirely. fo shizzle my nizzle could be considered orphaned or bastardized since the phrase has roots in real words.

by David Porter October 13, 2003

Orphan

People who can't afford parents... (poor people)

Orphan: Oh no! I don't have enough money from the bank I robbed yesterday
Policeman: So you were the kid that robbed the bank
*In mind, I should help this poor poor orphan
*Lends the poor orphan 1 cent
Policeman: Here you go, now go and live a good life
*Orphan quickly go to buy parents
* Becomes Technoblade
Technoblade: Policeman, you are a good man. I will thank you for lending me money by killing all the orphans so you don't have to lend out money anymore.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Joseph Marino, and this is Disney Channel *draws penis on screen
Fellows, what you've just witnessed is the tale of the blood god, Tech. He is famous for haunting orphans. He kills like a pig, with no blades. just paws. That's all for tonight, I am Millie Mobby Mrown, and thank you for watching, Ben 10. Sex! (sex is a way of saying goodbye in the gigachad culture)

*Everyone then cutely gets killed by the BLOOD GOD, tech, with NO BLADES. <3

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

Orphan

Movie: Original title was
"Something's wrong with Esther"

A hideous gruesome tale of the orphan who caused chaos.

Dayum orphan! You scary!

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009