Oprah

An annoying television personality who is always looking for attention. She is also always in the tabloids for being such a fatass, and the fans of her show are wacky fat chicks who feel bad about themselves. She always has this crook doctor named mehmet oz on her show offering medical advice for every ailment possible (breast cancer,arthritis,diabetes,kidney stones,infertility, the guy knows everything) Oprah is just a depressed fat bitch because she doesnt get any dick because no guy in their right mind would want to bone Oprah because she is such a bossy asshole. Stedman backed out of the engagement cause he finally realized marrying oprah probably wouldnt be a good idea. She is a liberal and loves to talk about rimming.

Man: Look at Oprah,she loves getting attention even if its negative like her fatassness.

by bananapeelz July 12, 2009

Oprah

Future communist ruler of both our planet and Mars. Oprah currently has the funds to overthrow the world, and mass produce anything needed to start her new feminist communist colony. Can also be used to describe extreme wealth, power, or deception.

If we didn't watch him closely he would have pulled an Oprah.

by [e-mail] April 3, 2007

Oprah

A daytime talk-show hosted by the one and only Oprah. The show can be easily summed up as a very annoying, very repetitve show talking endlessly about feelings, drug abuse, and talking to your kids about their feelings so they don't abuse drugs. Even though the show is a never ending supply of stupidity at its finest, one must admit that Oprah weelds much power in the lives of America's soccer moms.

Oprah's show, Oprah is a fine example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has to much time on her hands.

by Nimrod1 February 10, 2006

Oprah

A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil

You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 13, 2006

Oprah

Possibly the richest nigger ever.

A more fitting name would be Nigrah

Oprah got rich off of brainwashing other women.

by Mister Cookie October 28, 2012

Oprah

1. The talk-show hosted by Satan herself.

2. Satan!!!

If you have just watch Oprah, You have sold your soul.

by Loki353637 August 5, 2008