onesome

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

Onsmosis

When one is eating food and you keep missing your mouth, and food ends up all over the place. I.e. The transfer of food from an area of high concentration e.g. your plate to an area of low concentration e.g. everywhere bar your mouth!

Mush you just missed your mouth, you got a bad case of onsmosis again!

by czarinabatty October 13, 2011

onesmus

He is nice looking too handsome has true love ,takes love seriously

An onesmus is a celebrity social and so kind though shy

Romantic has a good height and is too good to everyone shares painfull situations

Onesmus is handsome
Onesmus is so loving
Onesmus is romantic

by Ondonkara November 27, 2021

niko oneshot

el gatto

Dude 1: Yo looks it's niko oneshot!
Dude 2: Are you high?

by anonymous November 23, 2022

oneshootkill

best sniper in psf

randoms:omg its oneshootkill!

by lolatmyanmeeeeeeee January 8, 2009

onesome

Jerking off.

"Tommy Lee, go fuck yourself, how dare! There should be a special ring of hell for any man with the audacity to be bored of threesomes. I just want to slap him, 'Hey Tommy, why don't you try a couple of years of onesomes and then we'll talk chat on how boring threesomes are.'" -Christian Finnegan

by jonathanhi5 March 12, 2017

Oneson

First born son, greatest lover,awesome friend, honourable and respectful son, the best brother a sibling could ask for

My Oneson first son , only son,only boy born amongst all girls.

by KezaBash November 3, 2020