Offendotron

n. A weak mecha piloted by the perpetually offended. It is fueled by petty outrage diluted by the tears of the pilot.

"Why are people always finding reasons to be offended?"
"They need something to power their offendotron."

by TriggeringDisposition August 9, 2016

offendipated

So buttburt about something you become constipated.

The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.

by B-G-H November 9, 2022

Offensitivity

The state of being perpetually offended and overly sensitive to the views or statements of others. Afflicts major segments of the American populace.

One cannot say anything without someone getting upset. The American public suffers from a bad case of offensitivity.

by LadyBos July 25, 2016

offendified

(v.) To be offended; typically used when being funny and/or cute as a replacement for offended.

I'm so offendified by your statement!

by A.N.Nightingale November 3, 2005

Offendive

it means being a big meanie >:(

I said something very offendive to my cat

by NotKat ;);) February 27, 2021

Offensitive

The condition of someone who is looking for a reason to be offended, usually for martyr-dumb or monetary gains

Don't say 'chick' in front of the new floor manager. She's very offensitive.

by Dog-King August 18, 2008

Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

by Robin December 10, 2003