Obese

When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)

George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.

by andrewgggg January 2, 2011

Obese

People who eat way too much, like 45839893053 calories a day on a regular basis.

Karen and Lindsay eat three cupcakes everyday before lunch. They are obese.

by kd6079 March 1, 2009

Obese

someone who is so astoundingly large that they are classified as a rogue meteor

Look at Mrs. Burgess bro. She is so obese

by Phoenixtheman September 1, 2023

Obese

Anything bad, terrible, or you jus don't like.

Roleena: I was thinkin bout gettin pink and orange high lights in mah weave.

Florida: Nawh girl, that sounds obese af.
Roleena: Yeah, you're right. Floridaaaa..

by TheIllestKid1123 December 31, 2012

Obese

Americans

He's soooo obese, probably an American.

by iDEFINEgravity January 14, 2017

Obese

I'm obese..i don't like it.. i feel so........un-organised, so un flexible... so downright fat..extraodinarily huge..

thats my nickname...

by -DaShIzIt- January 25, 2005

Obese

Fat Cunt

You are obese

by AINZLEY TE MASTER July 21, 2018