The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"
Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."
Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."
Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2022
Get the Hym bumpmug. How about that, yeah?
Hym "How about 'Thank you, Hym. For sending hundreds of thousands of people to my channel where I confirm the truth of the propositions you have been laying out for years! You really are a genius and it's a shame that you don't get credit for the vast array of contributions your made to a multitude of fields! You are the single most underrated thought leader of our era and the greatest mind who has ever lived!,' Chris? How about that? No? It's just you? Ok. Yeah, that's fantastic."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
Get the Thank you, Hymmug. Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.
Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Ignoring Hymmug. Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2024
Get the Not Hymmug. Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hymmug. Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Listen to Hymmug. Hym "No, Jordan. No. Without Hym. I'm the one who did it. If the rest of you let Jordan suceed in keeping me from getting credit I will murder that kid. He fails or you fail."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
Get the Without Hymmug.