Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

Noodlebakin

Becoming scatterbrained after spending countless hours of doing repetitive actions leaving your mind to fell rundown and useless.

(1) What did you do lastnight?

(2) I was noodlebakin on this cool new pic app on my phone for over 6 hours.

by H2O52537 May 26, 2015

the noodlemaker

condom

Anon: I was raw dogging this Israeli chick, but she asked me to put condom on

Anon 2: ahh, the noodlemaker

by Prnjavor January 15, 2023

noodledick

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

by Jsims December 6, 2006

noodlecakes

noodlecakes is either a nasty cake made with noodles

but it can also be a funny nickname (noodleckaes) of course they are going to hate it :P

i want a noodlecake

hey noodlecakes whats up

by bitchyyyyyyyy March 22, 2009

Noodlebag Nina

A person who has a yellow jacket

That over there is a noodlebag nina

by Beigemann September 24, 2019

NoodleCuckkk

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022