noner

what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.

Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.

by ssiillyy May 9, 2008

Noner

Nick Jonas's BONER

ahhh shoot! look at that NONER!

by dontforgetxo March 14, 2009

Noner

The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.

Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.

by geerob February 16, 2008

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 8, 2009

Noner

When you get a boner for no reason.

I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.

It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.

by CarterOF80s April 21, 2009

Noner

That awkward but stunning moment when you are walking next to a girl you have a crush on looks at you. You start to pray to God, "please don't have a boner, please don't have a boner"

Timothy: dude, do you think I constantly have a boner?
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!

by tmannengetmoney April 10, 2015

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008