Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Noctor

Not a doctor

I was referred to see a specialist, but only saw a noctor.

by Dicky Miller October 9, 2018

Primae Noctis

A major douchebag move; The supposed right of the lord to take a newly married woman into his bed on her wedding night. Found in Braveheart

Murron MacClannough and William Wallace marry in secret so that she does not have to submit to Primae Noctis.

by argyleninja October 20, 2012

borderline nocturnal

Staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.

Todd: Dude, I've been texting you all day, why didn't you answer?

Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.

by blerghhhhhhh January 7, 2013

nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

neo nocturnal

When you sleep for 1/4 of the day, then are awake for another 1/4 of the day, then sleep again for 1/4 of the day, and then awake for the rest of the 1/4 of the day.

Example of neo nocturnal:
7pm-4am: awake
4am-7am- sleep
7am-3pm: awake
3pm-7pm: sleep

by stay single 4 life April 6, 2021

Noctasian

Asian university student who studies by night and sleeps during the day.

Its 2pm and there is a noctasian knocked out on the couch in the university library.

by PeeWee81 October 15, 2010