nob

The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck

"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"

by nic_908 April 17, 2007

NOB

NOB is an insult word directed to an Idiot.

It’s mainly used when someone does or says something completely and utterly idiotic, and you yell it at them in recoil of the stupid situation that just occurred.

Person 1: *Drops glass of water*
Person 1: “Oh no! I dropped my glass of water! Now there’s glass and water everywhere...”
Person 2: “Oh my god, you NOB!”

by CranberrySprite September 09, 2019

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Nob

Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.

Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly

by Fat Steesh July 21, 2005

nob

cock, penis, dick, willy, trouser snake, schlong, prick, wang, dong

"slob on my nob, bitch"

by i'd rather not December 30, 2003

nob

A total idiot/ someone stupid

Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob

by ifee August 24, 2007

Nob

A boob

Omg Laney you got great nobs

by Epicureanhoe November 02, 2020