no-wiper

(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.

John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!

Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?

John: I had a hunch.

by gayme March 12, 2007

No Wiper

There’s no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if it’s a no wiper.

Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.

Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true

Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.

by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017

No wiper

When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check

Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time

by fertzoneletsgo May 15, 2021

no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.

I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade)

A bunch slowed up dimlights that may never glow up but to old to return and for the receipt and walmarts policies upgraded 😬😅🤣

When matt was being a bitch ass nigga and WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade) towards kangaroo Lacopohos

by RealSpokenBroHill March 4, 2022