Definitions by TheRussianHammer
Scratching Your Knee
A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Scratching Your Knee by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
No Wiper
Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
No Wiper by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017
Pink Floyd Fan
Someone who knows that Pink Floyd put out more than just 3 albums.
Someone who knows that the song is called “Another Brick in the Wall Part II” and not “We don’t need no education”. (Yes I’ve heard people call it).
Someone who doesn’t think Another Brick in the Wall Part II is their best song.
Someone who can listen to all 23 and a half minutes of Echoes and not get bored.
Someone who can name all members of the band.
Someone who knows that the song is called “Another Brick in the Wall Part II” and not “We don’t need no education”. (Yes I’ve heard people call it).
Someone who doesn’t think Another Brick in the Wall Part II is their best song.
Someone who can listen to all 23 and a half minutes of Echoes and not get bored.
Someone who can name all members of the band.
Guy: so you like Pink Floyd?
Guy 2: Yeah they’re great! I’m a huge Pink Floyd fan.
Guy: what’s your favorite song?
Guy 2: We don’t need no education!
Guy: that’s not what it’s called...don’t call yourself a fan.
Guy 2: Yeah they’re great! I’m a huge Pink Floyd fan.
Guy: what’s your favorite song?
Guy 2: We don’t need no education!
Guy: that’s not what it’s called...don’t call yourself a fan.
Pink Floyd Fan by TheRussianHammer July 26, 2017
Pain
Pain by TheRussianHammer September 17, 2014
Spetsnaz
Russian military special forces that give the U.S. Navy SEALS a run for their money. The Spetsnaz are the most badass badasses in the world. Their main strategic is to rush the enemy, going in all guns-a-blazing, and they're the team every Call of Duty player wants to be on.
Tactical Nuke is launched.
Navy SEALS: TACTICAL NUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!
Spetsnaz: (calmly), Enemy nuke incoming.... Yay
Navy SEALS: TACTICAL NUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!
Spetsnaz: (calmly), Enemy nuke incoming.... Yay
Spetsnaz by TheRussianHammer September 17, 2014