When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
by The Mayor of Newlands October 1, 2009
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Used to be used as someone who was a degenerate or primitive until recently when it was discovered non-africans were mixed with them, now they praise neanderthal admixture
Used to be used as someone who was a degenerate or primitive until recently when it was discovered non-africans were mixed with them, now they praise neanderthal admixture
Person A: You see that guy screaming and banging things like a neanderthal?
Person B: Yea what a sub human
Person B: Yea what a sub human
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The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010
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Person 1: Oh look, here comes Robert
Person 2: Oh no, the retard?
Person 1: Yeah, what an absolute neanderthal
Person 2: Oh no, the retard?
Person 1: Yeah, what an absolute neanderthal
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2. Low IQ Subhumans who went extinct around 40,000 years ago whose bloodline is notably diluted with the Caucasian genome sequence. They lived almost exclusively in Europe before their extinction, with heavy populations in what would be today's central European countries. They are often associated with hairiness, Low IQs and animal driven instinct/behavior.
- Were previously mocked by Caucasians heavily due to their low IQs and other animal like behaviors until it was recently discovered virtually every one of them has Neanderthal blood diluted in their veins; and are now praised by Caucasians as being smarter than previously thought (despite the fact that they went extinct 40,000 years ago)
2. Low IQ Subhumans who went extinct around 40,000 years ago whose bloodline is notably diluted with the Caucasian genome sequence. They lived almost exclusively in Europe before their extinction, with heavy populations in what would be today's central European countries. They are often associated with hairiness, Low IQs and animal driven instinct/behavior.
- Were previously mocked by Caucasians heavily due to their low IQs and other animal like behaviors until it was recently discovered virtually every one of them has Neanderthal blood diluted in their veins; and are now praised by Caucasians as being smarter than previously thought (despite the fact that they went extinct 40,000 years ago)
Person 1: I just did a DNA test and I found out I am actually 8% Neanderthal
Person 2: Ahhh... Now that would explain why you are so hairy and have such a low IQ
Person 2: Ahhh... Now that would explain why you are so hairy and have such a low IQ
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by Hobo Erectus March 1, 2010
Get the neandertool mug.Honda Civic turns into my lane, almost crashes. "Mother fucker that guy just neandered into my damn lane!"
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