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newpicky

A lesbian on tiktok that knows all and sees all and plays roblox
Person 1: Hey do you follow @newpicky on tiktok?
Person 2: Yeah, they know all and see all, it's amazing!
Person 3: Yeah, I'm mutuals with her!
Person 4: Duh, they're my favorite mutual
by powerlessrebellion July 2, 2021
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Nitpickery

The high crime of excessive, minute, and unusually unwarranted criticism.
Time to call The Razor, Ponce's being held for nitpickery again!
by indomatt239 September 14, 2008
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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background!
Yo, we gonna have netdicks and chill night?
by Zacherzach211 March 9, 2016
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Nepic

Not actually as epic as 'epic' but a small victory anyway. Comes from 'not' and 'epic' - nepic
I had a nepic time last night just sitting around watching old movies.
by Miss Cat Shoes September 14, 2011
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nethiccup

A break in connection with the internet, usually for short periods of time after long periods of use. Associated with dial-up and wireless connections.
I was on AIM talking to Amy, but my computer had a nethiccup and she thought I ditched her.
by morwen May 24, 2005
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netpire

The (cough) people (cough) on the internet that seem to feed off of negative emotions of others like pain /sadness/anger. That they themselves caused/started in the first place for no logical reason.
person 1: Do you notice that the netpires are out in force today.

person 2: I do. Once they get everyone riled up there will be a feeding frenzy later.
by im MOTpoetryION November 5, 2020
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