NEXCOM

Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.

Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.

Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"

Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!

by Hugh G. Rection (esq.) February 15, 2006

neoconomist

Proponent of the economic doctrine that up is down.

Last month 250,000 workers lost their jobs. Therefore companies will have fewer workers to pay. This explains the 300 point rally on the DJI according to leading neoconomists.

by markincorsicana April 19, 2008

Newcomb

A Queen who only owns multiple cats. They have their mood swings and they cure them by wrapping their cats in blankets. They are absolutely obsessed with lemongrass tea from PUBLIX supermarket and only PUBLIX. Newcombs acts like they are calm, but in reality they are a pro gamer boy. Newcombs tend to hide their relationships and cosplay with long hair.

Person 1: “Bro who’s that guy with lemongrass tea?”
Person 2: “Don’t worry, he’s just a Newcomb.”

by shooter for shotaro January 2, 2022

anton newcombe

One of modern day psychedelic rock's most influential song writer's. He started the band named "The Brian Jonestown Massacre". He also likes drugs.

That Anton Newcombe sure is a drug fiend........but I must say, his music is rather awesome.

by chris norman August 3, 2007

neoconservative

A war-hawk, usually without any military experience, who calls themself a conservative even though they couldn't care less about the size or scope of the federal government. Their only goal domestically is to marginalize the conservative/libertarian wing of the Republican party.

The neoconservatives in Bush administration are pissing on Barry Goldwater's grave.

by Chris in NJ April 23, 2004

neocon

Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it."

Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.

"I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!"

by KHD October 12, 2004

Neocon

Basically a word synonymous to names like John Bolton, Pompeo, Dick Cheney, Elliott Abrams, Robert Lighthizer, Peter Navarro etc. A small, but constant clique in the US administration that is responsible for most of the recent US military invasions around the globe.

neocon Pompeo: 'I was the CIA director. We lied, we cheated, we stole'
neocon John Bolton: It's All About The Oil.

by revelator1812 May 23, 2019