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Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.
Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*
by ap erson February 4, 2010
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I shall go nessie hunting this summer.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Nessie

A common named used to describe the mythical creature the Loch Ness Monster.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.
Aww! Nessie is such a sweetheart!
by Lover of Snails September 8, 2010
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newsie

A newspaper boy in the disney musical Newsies.
"Headlines don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes!"

The newsie stood out on the corner,yelling out the days headlines.
by Caelyn February 23, 2007
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next day newsie

the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.

Dan: What a next day newsie
by THEBOYZFROMLWOOD May 23, 2009
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newsies

The best freaking movie ever made! Aaron Lohr is so hott! I luv him! but this is a really good movie but most ppl don give it enuf credit but i luv it! go rent it/buy it!
There are a lot of hot newsies is newsies!
by Aarons wife January 11, 2004
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