Natty Ice

the most chill beer in the world, drank by all lax bros even some bro's from canada that cross the border ever weekend so that the sweet sweet taste of natty can be enjoyed buy all laxers in the world

guy 1- dude, i just got a 30 rack of natty ice for your party
guy 2 - that so chill bro
girl - i love lax bros, im gunna give you both dome!

by laxman00 December 16, 2010

natty ice

A beer popular among frat boys and bustas for being cheap and having a slightly higher alcohol content than other beers. Natty Ice tastes like shit and, contrary to popular belief, will get only the worst lightweight drunk quicker because it is, after all, still just a beer. Ironically, most people that drink natty ice probably come from affluent families and can afford something better.

After drunkenly stumbling upon a gatorade bottle full of clean urine being kept in the fridge for an upcoming drug test, Eric mistakes the urine for actual gatorade, takes a sip and then exclaims "Fuck! This gatorade tastes like natty ice!"

by PattyD March 6, 2007

Natty Ice

A trailor-trash beer that no one would drink if it wasn't so cheap and didn't have a little bit higher alcohol content than the standard.

Natty Ice is even worse than Canadian beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

Natty Ice

Used to describe something that is mediocre or sub-par

"Yo...that's natty ice kid"

by Bodacious September 13, 2006

natty ice

White trash malt liquor.

Yo dog! This natty ice is the shizzle!

by TomM June 27, 2004

Natty Ice

Damn good. awesome. dank nasty. pretty much anything legit. funny because it is ironic.

That party last night was crazy, yeah it was pretty much natty ice.

by werd up mike August 27, 2008

Natty ice

Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.

Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.

1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.

by kickflipthecat October 9, 2007