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Naperville

An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.
Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"
by Splanky101 November 2, 2011
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Naperville

A paradise community of 150,000 residents filled with large houses, beautiful girls, and expensive cars.
-Im so jealous of those Naperville bitches.
by NeuquaBoi August 16, 2008
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Naperville

McMansion Hell, USA

The architecture became considerably generic in the 90s, but the schools are still top notch. It all started when those dinosaurs in White Eagle wanted to be Naperville so bad that Aurora shut their water off.
Naperville isn't the richest girl in the clique, she's the most popular and influential. Get into it.
by TheEsotericAddress December 23, 2016
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Naperville

New Money Haunted Suburb of Chicago Illinois.
#1 place to raise an ungrateful teenager.
I live in the affordable part of Naperville.
by Lig Na Baste July 9, 2016
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Naperville

Not all are stuck-up or rich. Have great public schools and like to help people. Not much to do if you live in Naperville but a lot to do if you are visiting. Downtown has lots of good food and the festivals like ribfest and last fling are great.
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by napervillian August 8, 2011
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Naperville

A snobby asshole place in Illinois
Almost everyone their has lots of money, plays sports, and is a complete asshole
I would not recommend living their if you don't like popular people, or just don't fit in in general, because standards for popularity are very slim there.
Basically, guys need to listen to rap, play football, and act like sexist douchebags to fit in, and girls need to have big butts, big boobs, go to Starbucks every damn day, spend 5 hours on their hair and makeup, and twerk to fit in.
X:Oh my god, that new guy is such a dick! He always acts like he has a stick up his ass and he's so sexist!
Y:I heard he moved in from Naperville, that's probably why.
X:Yeah, that must be it.
by Spooky Aradia is in your vag November 14, 2014
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Naperville

The pleasant little town from which so many cute boys have sprung.
"Damn, he's fine! Where's he from?"

"OBVIOUSLY Naperville."
by Scotch Tape November 18, 2007
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