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Naperville

An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.

Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"

by Splanky101 November 2, 2011