NPSIS

NPSIS is like a school straight out of comedy sketch. When it rains, it’s not just the soccer team getting soaked but ceilings start falling and classrooms turn into waterparks. Principal, strutting down the halls like it’s a fashion show. Their school bags must double as workout weights with all those books they make u carry. Mandarin teacher hanging on for life just to torture students. Drama teacher obsessed with chicken biryani. “You can’t make chicken biryani without chicken,” is all he ever teaches. There is pet rat near toilet in cage. Looks like will give rabies. Homie stuck slime on ceiling and got suspended. Other annoying bum sent broski to hospital and got off with warning. Chilli fries bomb tho. Slurs on bathroom wall belittle u as u excrete. Safety railing outside school has caused more injuries than saved lives and bus aunties keep screaming at children and telling them that they’re fat. Some girls think they are in Bollywood movie and act like Karina Kapoor. English teachers disappear and don’t come back. Dating is even more agitating than those bad books that u what to burn. At least after school Chili Fries were bomb.

Lydia: what school do u go to?
Dinesh: NPSIS
Lydia: (walks away)

NPSIS by AyoyoBiggy March 6, 2024

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NSISH

NSISH, which stands for Nutty Scholarly Intellectual Study Hall, is a collection of highly intelligent EPIC GAMERS who wish to have a place to cultivate their knowledge. Often paired with "uwu®", it is an extremely selective institution which takes a holistic approach to its admissions. However, it currently faces controversy over the necessary qualifications, some of which involve race.

All the kids from NSISH got 50s on the Bio test. What GODS.

NSISH by gnagzs December 2, 2018

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