nosebleed

1. putative and profuse nasal bleeding

2, having to do with something in a high location (from the notion that nosebleeds can be caused be high altitudes)

I had a major nosebleed after getting home.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

*nosebleed*

when a nerd see something hot that they cant comprehend like a naked girl on a cam or just get over excited about something dumb on the computer and the blood rush to there head

OHMYGAWD she's takin her bra off *nosebleed*

by Na'Tasha October 30, 2007

Nosebleed

Nosebleed is a weaboo’s way of saying coming when they see something attractive.

Omg like I just nosebleed all over my keyboard ~ uwu

by Dingolingo64 April 26, 2019

nosebleed

A code red mountain dew, with a shot of five hour energy drink in it.

Dude, im so tired... I'm gonna pound a couple nosebleeds.

by SDMAllnight October 16, 2010

Nosebleed

I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.

Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!

by Deemdoo August 4, 2007

nosebleed

Slang for Cherry flavored cough syrup used in the drink Lean.

Hey homie fuck that grape lemme get nosebleed

by JamesTheIsraeliShill January 26, 2018

Nosebleed

Periods for noses

P1 "Yo look Jason got beat up and he has a Nosebleed!" P2 "Isn't that a period for noses?" P1 "Never speak to me again"

by IAmDinnerRoll June 6, 2020