Nosebleed

Nosebleed is a weaboo’s way of saying coming when they see something attractive.

Omg like I just nosebleed all over my keyboard ~ uwu

by Dingolingo64 April 26, 2019

Nosebleed

I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.

Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!

by Deemdoo August 01, 2007

Nosebleed

Periods for noses

P1 "Yo look Jason got beat up and he has a Nosebleed!" P2 "Isn't that a period for noses?" P1 "Never speak to me again"

by IAmDinnerRoll June 07, 2020

nosebleed

Sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become sexually excited. It's usually embarrassing and something the character will probably try to cover up. Though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.

Sailor Venus had a nosebleed just thinking about Yaten Kou in the anime version of Sailor Moon.

He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.

by RSForever April 10, 2008

nosebleed

A less embarassing but more irritating alternative to developing a boner.

by Lover Boy September 16, 2003

nosebleeds

Seats in the nosebleed section of an arena or other sports stadium.

The only tickets left were for seats up in the nosebleeds.

by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006

nosebleed

a Filipino street slang that means running out of English words to say , or is in a state of difficulty understanding particularly English language. may sometimes be applicable aside from English like math problems.

I'm going to flunk trigonometry,I went nosebleed during the final exam.

Stop it man, I'm already having a nosebleed. (a comment to someone speaking in rapid fire English.)

by benryanlee November 12, 2011