No Joke 

when somebody make a very bad joke and nobody laughs there is a pause and anybody can claim a NO! this is where anyone that thinks the joke was stupid and not funny can say no! The no has to be said in a jokey manor as your tlaking to your friends and they will mostly likely know it was a bad joke.

Most no jkokes are not prepared as jokes they are said in the moment and really should have not left the mouth.

so in conclusion a No joke is a joke that is not funny and its infact shameful.

"you might say that he was all over the news!, ERR NO! ha ha lol :)"

"that was such a no joke!, lol yeah sorry was funny tho, still a huge no :)!"

"no!"

No Joke by howaboutnoucrazydeutchbastard May 18, 2009

no joke 

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".

Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"

no joke by brr-grr September 23, 2018

no joke 

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

no joke by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024

No-Joke Joke 

1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)

2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.

1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.

2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!

No-Joke Joke by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

no-joke hikes 

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

no-joke hikes by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

Ain't no joke 

No nonsense, not a person to challenge. A Serious warning. There will be consequences to you actions.

Being Defined as: She ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.

Ain't no joke by As it was written August 23, 2020

No dad joke 

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

No dad joke by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019