The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
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noun (usually used ironically)
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019
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Get the news mug.An advertising medium used by vested interests to push alternative facts to the ignorant masses.
Usually used in order to swing elections to a favored party, or re-enforce an authoritarian regime.
Usually used in order to swing elections to a favored party, or re-enforce an authoritarian regime.
I read in the 'news' today that scientists are all involved in an elaborate left wing conspiracy on the climate change hoax. I've been using it as evidence to shoot down woke inner city latte sipping lefties on social media who are complaining about their towns being covered in smoke and ravaged by bushfires in Australia.
by spaced_ January 5, 2020
Get the news mug.Amongst a small group of friends in Solihull, West Midlands UK, it is the way to greet. It also functions as certain bridges for sentences, for example, using it to define actions and opinions etc.
In greeting:
"News."
"News"
In conversation:
"What sort of news are you getting on?"
"News of the drinking variety"
In object:
"Woah! That stunt Marty McFly does in Back To The Future 2, where he escapes from Biff in the tunnel is the news!!"
"News."
"News"
In conversation:
"What sort of news are you getting on?"
"News of the drinking variety"
In object:
"Woah! That stunt Marty McFly does in Back To The Future 2, where he escapes from Biff in the tunnel is the news!!"
by Tom Honeyfield December 16, 2004
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