Nerdoscopes

The type of big nerdy specs that are as thick the bottom of a bottle

Hey, check out the English teacher's new nerdoscopes ! She looks like she's got 2 jam-jars strapped to her face

by Bruce the Trucker March 22, 2019

Nerds blizzard

The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.

However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.

I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!

by Civan August 3, 2006

nerdess

1. A female nerd.
2. A hot female nerd, nerd+godess=nerdess (rare).

All tremble before the nerdess!

Wow, I never thought I'd be in love with a nerdess.

by plorqk April 1, 2005

nerdisms

The practices or behavior of nerds. Antics of nerds. Nerdiness.

Being a D&D/WOW freak, extreme gamer, or builder of insane bioshock costumes are all examples of various nerdisms.

by carson810 July 15, 2011

nerdsploitation

the exploitation of nerds by producers of nerd-oriented films, books, or television shows.

You know none of the actors or producers of The Big Bang Theory are nerds. That show is nothing but pure nerdsploitation.

by Fabulist April 9, 2012

nerds

noun: The most dangerous people in the entire world. Nerds have invented machine guns, assault rifles, armor piercing ammunition, high explosives, napalm, tanks, anti-personnel mines, torpedoes, cannons, surface-to-air missiles, fighter aircraft, bombers, submarines, destroyers, battleships, aircraft carriers, chemical and biological weapons, nuclear bombs, and ICBMs

Every weapon of mass destruction ever concieved of or built was concieved of or built by nerds.

by weasel1969 September 18, 2007

Sports nerds

Sports nerds are people who have nothing to talk about other than sports. That is all they talk about. The only conversations they have with people are about sports.

Patricia-"The boys in this class are all sports nerds."
Lucy-"I know! All they talk about is football."

by Shane0229 October 22, 2013