mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab

Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock

by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021

mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!

I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous

by scousegaz December 8, 2009

Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.

the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009