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Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.
"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.
by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006
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Sad Mutombo

The awkward feeling of being able to feel another mans penis through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the anus during the act of double penetration sex.
Brian and I double team this chick last night. He had a great time, I had a sad Mutombo.
by Angel & Dylan March 30, 2016
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leo mutombo

A French YouTuber who uploaded videos of him singing songs to a potato camera. He then proceeded to spam these videos literally everywhere, which resulted in his video sur le pont de l´ alma getting over 200k views and his channel getting 1 million views in total.

He didn't monetize these videos, so then he went into comments of dozens of videos again where he would ask people to donate money to him. In January 2019 his channel got deleted due to violating the YouTube terms of service
Leo Mutombo is the strangest YouTuber I've ever seen
by leo mutombo January 10, 2019
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Mutombo

A very long and fat BLUNT.
Refers to Dikembe Mutombo's massively long finger.
"Wana get high?"

"Yeah"

"If you hit this Mutombo, you will wake up in an African Hospital."
by Zeus the Rockets Fan February 5, 2010
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mutombo

a horbal gorbal, often used in reference to the girlfriend of an irishman.
"hey, mutombo...wake me up!!
by dodd April 12, 2005
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Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.
"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"
by Thug Roy February 8, 2022
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Dirty Mutombo

A variation of a dikembe mutombo, only difference is that you stick your finger in a womans anus before performing the mutombo.
Dude, i gave sum chick a dirty mutombo last night and now my finger stinks like buthole.
by kicking donkey October 4, 2006
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