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Toothpaste Mutiny

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.
I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.
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Lunch Mutiny

When a group of co-workers decide on a destination for lunch, only to find that a few select members of the group have decided to go elsewhere. These individuals inform the original organizer typically as the excursion begins, i.e. on the way out the door or while in the car.
Laurie about threw a punch when she found out that her trip to dine at the elegant Thai restaurant was the subject of a lunch mutiny to Five Guys Burgers by Tyler and Brad.
by Rusty Adams November 11, 2009
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Angry Mutiny

Multiple Angry Pirate(s) performed in one evening. Resulting in a mutiny of one's relationship with said pirate.
he gave me an angry mutiny last night, so after i hobbled around the house, i decided to leave his ass.
by Olasha March 30, 2008
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The Sepia Mutiny

Diarrhoea, dysentry inflicted upon the gora sahib's (White master) constitution by vengeful and spicy Indian food presumably because he failed to show adequate appreciation for the khansama's (cook) skills or caused offense in some other manner.
Afflicted with a bad case of the Speia Mutiny, John Bull struggled to maintain his composure as he hunted desperately for the nearest Western potty.
by Shambly Hermit January 23, 2005
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Commit a Mutiny

Li: Ey bro, i ate so much pizza last night i thought my stomach was gonna commit a mutiny!
Warren: Hardcore!

Darren: My father told me to do my homework, so i decided to commit a mutiny and smear bananana on the ceiling.
Lloyd: high-5
by IDoNotEatPantzz August 30, 2010
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Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.
by Beezunquette August 8, 2023
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cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
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