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alias jones, alias masters

Everything's okay, no sweat, all is forgiven. Based on the premise that bad habits (jones) are often possessed by geniuses (masters), so the message is, "Hey, even the best of us mess up now and then."
Guy 1: Bro, I'm really sorry I dented your car when I passed that semi in the no passing zone; I assume you'll never lend me your car again.

Guy2: Eh, alias jones, alias masters. Just glad no one was hurt.
by VioletSky September 23, 2021
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mastersac

The largest testicle sac in the world.
Damnit! That sac is so bit, it must be the mastersac!
by JubeiSaotome April 6, 2003
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masterspacing

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.
"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."
by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007
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sisters before misters

The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!

Sometimes called chicks before dicks.
Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!
by Disvan November 26, 2010
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mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.
Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.
by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017
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Sisters from different misters

Best friends; the people who know your flaws and love you for them. The ones who comfort you when you're down, love you when no one else does, and love you even more for the mistakes you make. The ones that become family, rather than friends. Sisters from different misters are the girls you can run to with anything: silly crushes, abnormal questions, retarded jokes, crazy stories, FML moments, and bad hair days. The girls that keep you in line when your being a crazy bitch, and keep your chin up when you don't have the strength to do anything but cry. The ones who you spend every day with doing nothing but sleeping 'til one, watching movies all day, playing on Facebook, and finally getting ready at eight 'o clock only to drag main trying to find something to do. The girls who make fun of your silly little traits, and know you inside and out because you spend every waking moment together (and even not the waking ones). Sisters from different misters is more than a friendship, its forever, its sisterhood, and the ultimate bond.
Tanner: "dang, those girls spend so much time together, they must be pretty good friends."
Blake: "dude, your a dumb ass. Don't you know? They're sisters from different misters".
by YoeYikkYiff December 6, 2010
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Danny Masterson

An actor. He played Ryce's boyfriend in Beethoven's 2nd but is most popular as Hyde from That 70s' Show. He is also a deejay know as, DJ Donkey Pizzle.
I read about DJ Donkey Pizzle aka Danny Masterson in last month's LA Weekly.
by Diablo Shizz February 28, 2009
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