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McStand

The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.
Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."
by Zelkins January 7, 2020
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Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023
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Muskan

Rarest speices alive. Like a diamond she will shine and be special in her own way.

Kicks asses if u mess with her or her loved ones. The cutestand most heartful person. U will meet her in the most akward moments but never let go. She is someone who will go through anything for u. Her smile will enlighten ur life. Be proud if u find one.
Bff-Omg muskan's smile is powerful
Other bff-(hypnotized) yup
by SHREKISCOOL May 15, 2018
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Mustafi

An object that is does not do anything or just stands in the field.
He is just mustafi.
by 14236897546 February 26, 2018
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mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.
Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!
by show up cat November 19, 2014
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mustache cash stash

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash
by Louiloui September 17, 2013
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Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
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